“Baddoo on the phone but in person he’d be panicking”, that’s how a handful of guys can be described. Over the text they will send all sorts of atrocities to ladies but in person they wont be able to do jack. Some people actually do some bad things over texts and have no idea they fall into these categories. Putting yourself out there in person, or even on the phone, can be nerve-racking, but it’s also the best way to stay in control of a situation. You get an answer right then and there, even if that answer is “maybe.” When you send a text, you’re giving her all the control, allowing her to let you dangle before she responds, or worse, giving her the option of not responding at all (which you should take as a resounding “no”).
Here are 9 text messages you probably should send to ladies.
1. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO
Every guy knows when you ask a girl out, you’re the one who has to decide what you’re doing. Putting it in text form doesn’t change this.
2. YOUR P3NIS
I shouldn’t even have to say this. Even if she asks for it (which she probably won’t), this is always a terrible idea.
3. I THINK WE SHOULD SEE OTHER PEOPLE
Didn’t your mama raise you right? Breaking up is a delicate process, and it has to be done with at least a modicum of respect. If you do it by text, you’re either afraid of confrontation or you’re very mean.
4. SEXTING
Sexting should be reserved for long-term relationships temporarily separated by distance. Does this kind of thing really make anyone horny?
5. I HAVE GONORRHEA
Well, that’s one way of avoiding an awkward conversation.
6. CAN’T MAKE IT, SORRY
If you have to cancel plans, do her the courtesy of calling her and explaining. Texts like this can be interpreted as very cold.
7. MULTIPLE UNANSWERED TEXTS
No matter what you’re asking or telling her, if she’s not responding, she has her reasons, whether they’re valid or not. Every additional text you send makes her lock her knees together a little tighter.
8. K
That’s just downright rude, then again its allowed if you purposely want to be rude and send her a meesage that you’re not bothered.
9. Who’s that guy you were with?
I spared you the all caps, but the guys who have actually sent this text probably didn’t. Calm down, hothead. Haven’t I already told you to handle confrontation like a man?
Source: Famakin Opeyemi